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Joke of the Day

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"I would make a sexist joke But that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."

"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."

"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"

"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."

"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"

"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."