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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
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"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"
"What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."
"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."
"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"
"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."
"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."
"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."