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Joke of the Day
"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"
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"look. alls I'm saying is, with that many extremist in one single location, we'd be crazy NOT to take the X-Games to the Middle East. what?"
"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."
"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."
"You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom"
"What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!"
"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."