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Joke of the Day
"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"
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"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
"Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!"
"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."
"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"
"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."
"When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite."
"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"
"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."