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Joke of the Day
"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."
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"Her: I think you're getting too into those Hobbit movies Me: *stops gluing a beard on the baby* what?"
"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."
"Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks? It was a comma dating."
"Did you know that if you were to print out every single page on the internet, and stack them all, one on top of the other... ... environmentalists would go fucking nuts."
"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."
"Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt? ... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job."
"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."