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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."
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"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
"Cream? Sugar? Fuck you, I want 2 cubes of chicken bullion in my coffee. I've got man's work to do."
"What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be ""Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division""."
"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."
"Did you hear about the murderer in India? he was a very sikh man"
"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."
"If the name of your song is not a prominent lyric of the song, I respect you, but I don't have time for you."
"Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit."