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Joke of the Day

"Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures."

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose."

"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."

"Don't call it a comeback.. .. It's mostly in your hair."

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"

"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."