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Joke of the Day
"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"
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"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."
"I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods."
"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."
"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."
"What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !"
"""Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."""
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."