199399

Joke of the Day

"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""

"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite sport? NASCAR, because it's always heading to the left."

"Why are pedophiles terrible Blackjack players? They don't hit on anything over 14."

"What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."