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Joke of the Day

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."

"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"

"The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house."

"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."