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Joke of the Day
"50 shades of hay [50 shades of hay](http://imgur.com/YRGs7P0)"
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"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
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"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."
"So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded. I wanted my first time to be special."
"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."
"It's important to know your neighbors by name. For instance, ""Mr. Mean Old Man"" and his wife, ""Screamy""."
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