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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"

"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."

"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."

"My close friend lost much of his life savings due to his Galaxy S5 Fingerprint Scanner being hacked and when he told me the story it brought me to tears. I guess you could say it was pretty touching."