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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"I heard the chief of police on the news saying ""we will never forget 9 11"" I should bloody hope so its your phone number"
"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"
"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."
"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."
"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."
"Autocorrect: Without it you're fucked. And with it you're ducked."
"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."
"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."