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Joke of the Day
"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."
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"Financial status: 10 days ago: eating cat food. Today: eating the cat."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"
"Hans Zimmer was inspired by one composer in particular when writing the Inception soundtrack... Brahms"
"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."