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Joke of the Day
"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."
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"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"
"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"
"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."
"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."