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Joke of the Day

"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."

"I went to a feminist picknick today... ...it was great, apart from the fact that no-one made any sandwiches."

"What do robots do at the rave? They torque."

"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."

"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""

"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."

"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."

"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."

"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"