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Joke of the Day
"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"
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"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"
"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"
"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"
"Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team"
"dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more"
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"Me: bless me father for I have sinned. Priest: how long since your last confession my son? Me: about 45 minutes ago..."
"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"Whiteboards are remarkable."