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Joke of the Day
"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."
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"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"
"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don't have enough teeth to chew it."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The Execution"
"The only reason /r/funny is funny"
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"