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Joke of the Day

"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."

"TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub turns out, it's not a dating site."

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."

"I tell my wife we are broke so we don't end up broke."

"You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know."

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."