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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
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"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"
"A wizard is walking down the street... EDIT: Then he turns into a bar. Sorry, put this in the comment rather than the text field. Guilty as charged."
"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"
"People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become god."
"What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes."
"For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours."
"You're only as good as your last tweet."
"Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch? Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch."
"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"