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Joke of the Day

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The Execution"

"I decided to jerk off right in front of my blind girlfriend last night She didn't see it coming."

"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."

"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"

"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once"