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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don't have enough teeth to chew it."

"Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"

"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."

"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""

"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."

"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."