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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"

"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."

"If life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either."

"Hey ladies, No Shave November ain't for you. Just saw some gal lookin' like she was tryin' to smuggle a cactus in her yoga pants. Merica."

"Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!"

"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."

"I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark."