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Joke of the Day

"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."

"All good things must come to an end, which means shitty things last forever."

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."

"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."