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Joke of the Day
"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."
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"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."
"""Did you remember to take the dog out?"" Ah crap, I forgot [Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS"
"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"
"Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction? It's called Lake Flaccid."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa Claus goes *down* the chimney."
"Congrats everyone! my eldest son Glandon is now 240 months old and can phsyically overpower me even when grounded"
"Never trust someone that wears colored contacts. They've already lied to you."