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Joke of the Day

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"

"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!"

"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"

"Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen."

"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."

"What does a priest and a second place runner have in common? (NSFW) They both came in a little behind."

"What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"