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Joke of the Day

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."

"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"

"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? It's vitreous humor."

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""