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Joke of the Day
"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"
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"Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?"
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
"It is very wrong to ask a woman how much she weighs. (xpost from r/showerthoughts) Weight depends on the gravitational force of the planet you are on. You should ask her how massive she is."
"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"
"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."
"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."
"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."