208843
Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
Next Joke
"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says to him ""I know why you're not seeing so well, you have a cataract"" The asian man says ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental"""
"there should be a pill that makes you feel the kind of happiness you get when you play with puppies"
"Robin Williams It's a shame about robin Williams, but it's his own Damn fault. He should have listened to tinkerbell when she said ""think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts"""
"A relationship is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"I think I could make a pretty decent living as one of those people in infomercials who have immense difficulty performing everyday tasks."
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"