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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
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"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"
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"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"
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"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."
"I'll take Dumb Ideas for $300, Alex. Your Answer: sit on the ground and eat food while bugs crawl all over you What is a picnic? Correct!"
"What did Masters say to Johnson? I don't know what the worlds coming to"
"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."