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Joke of the Day

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"

"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."

"What do cats love to read. catalogs"

"Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. ""Bach, Bach, Bach""!"

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"

"Bolt beats De Grasse in 200m because he's Jamaican You could even say Bolt smokes De Grasse."

"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."