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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? It's vitreous humor."
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"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"
"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"