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Joke of the Day

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."

"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"