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Joke of the Day

"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"

"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"

"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."

"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."

"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."

"How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side."

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"