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Joke of the Day

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."

"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."

"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."

"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"

"There's a man walking a tight rope. 100ft below him there's a man getting a blowjob from an 80 year old woman. What are they both thinking? Don't look down."

"Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman."