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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead"

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"

"The NA cs:go scene"

"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."

"[interview] ""I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this position."" me: Trump is president ""Touche, you're hired"""

"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."