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Joke of the Day
"What is loud and sounds like ""apple""? (scream) APPLE!!!"
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"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."
"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"
"Announcer: ""Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!"" [crowd goes nuts] A: ""Well too bad, here's Coldplay"""
"How many men does it take to fix a women's watch? Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!"
"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"
"Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry"
"Why did the pig avoid the cooking class? Because he didn't like bakin"