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Joke of the Day

"How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side."

"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."

"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"

"Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour."

"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."