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Joke of the Day
"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."
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"Bones - joke Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"I'm writing a ""Choose Your Own Adventure"" book about being in a Chinese family. No matter what page you turn to, you're never good enough"
"Say what you will about censorship on Reddit [removed]"
"Whiteboards are remarkable"
"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"
"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."
"I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition."
"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."
"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."