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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"

"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"

"""OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE"" who is it? ""POLICE"" what is a police *cops start whispering* ""how does he not know what a police is"""

"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""

"Hey Sherlock, what type of stone is this? Sedimentary, my dear Watson"

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"