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Joke of the Day
"Hey Sherlock, what type of stone is this? Sedimentary, my dear Watson"
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"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life ...if I die next Tuesday."
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."
"At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting."
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous."
"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"