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Joke of the Day
"Hey Sherlock, what type of stone is this? Sedimentary, my dear Watson"
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"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"
"*amasses epic army of stoners but we do nothing because epic army of stoners*"
"How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go ""Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up""."
"People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. ""You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"""
"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."
"The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes"
"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""