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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"
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"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, that's a good question."
"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"
"The Walmart app just updated on my phone and now water autocorrects to soda and exercise autocorrects to Doritos and beer."
"Vincent van Gogh called... He wants his ear back... so that he can hear you on the telephone."
"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"
"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."
"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"