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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
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"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."
"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"
"my daughter has been thrusting her stuffed animals in my face for me to kiss, but I'm being very selective so she learns to have standards"
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."
"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"""FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS!"" --Me eating an insane amount of corn"