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Joke of the Day
"Noses are red, violets are blue. It ain't love darling, you got flu."
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"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."
"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"
"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."
"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"
"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"
"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."
"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."