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Joke of the Day

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."

"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"

"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."