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Joke of the Day

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married."

"What do you call a barking dog riding the subway? a sub-woofer!!!"

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen."

"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"

"Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe."

"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."

"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"

"Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says ""Recalculating""?"