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Joke of the Day
"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."
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"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."
"Standing behind a lady at Home Depot. Heard her ask for suggestions for tools to buy her grandson who was studying to be a quantum mechanic."
"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingita..."
"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*"
"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."
"Plateaus... ...are the highest form of flattery."