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Joke of the Day

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"

"""Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."""

"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""

"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"