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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"
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"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."
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"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"
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"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"
"How do you confuse a complete idiot ? 32"
"Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep."