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"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"
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"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."
"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."
"My wife just walked into a huge spider web. She is now a black belt in karate."
"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."
"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."