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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"
Next Joke
"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"
"[after blowing out all the candles on my cake] him: Did you wish for world peace again? me: haha of course. *A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*"
"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."
"I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience."
"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder."
"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."