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Joke of the Day

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"

"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."

"The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic""."

"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."

"How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge."

"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."

"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"

"What's the worst thing about losing your hand You're also losing your girlfriend"

"I had a dream about you saving my life! A poison snake bit my dick..."

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."