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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."
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"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."
"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"
"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."
"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Why did the emoji fly to Syria? It wanted to become an Emojihad!"
"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."
"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"
"Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life."