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Joke of the Day
"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."
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"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."
"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"
"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"
"i wanna make a band with 2 fellow asians. just to name our selves 'chink 182'"
"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."
"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"
"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."