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Joke of the Day
"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."
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"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"A woman got wooden breast implants today. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?"
"How can you tell a girl has been masturbating on her period You catch her red handed"
"What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor? my ghosh"
"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."
"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"""Dave's coming over."" -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]"